mmmm ... bunsen burners
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Normally I only post periodically ...
(just missing the 'nts' in my opinion)
(Police compo entry)
(just missing the 'nts' in my opinion)
(Police compo entry)
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Not everyone
knows anything about chemistry.
Chemistry is evil, I tell you.
And did you miss out on English class?
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:57,
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Chemistry is evil, I tell you.
And did you miss out on English class?
Indeed I did ...
and failed Chemistry, but got English. Proper English, not bastardised Aussie criminal drawl.
Fight, fight, fight.
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:08,
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Fight, fight, fight.
when I was writeing that
I was thinking to myself - this is very unfluffy, I really am being a cnut, but I posted it anyway and look where it got me. So the lesson is boys and girls, if its unfluffy dont do it!!! Its a bit like a dyslexic dwarf....
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:14,
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It's short...
...and it's mostly illiterate!
A lesson to be carried with you everywhere.
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:19,
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A lesson to be carried with you everywhere.
WTFAYBOA?
I don't understand what you're saying - "wtfayboa" is a standard response if you don't understand something and all the responses you got were helpful.
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:20,
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i alwasy thought it was uite cuntish myself
even if it didnt start out that way!
Hell thats just me
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:23,
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Hell thats just me
Well it's OK ...
I've stopped crying now and there isnt any rope around or any sharp knives.
I'm sure I'll survive. King Cnut.
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:27,
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I'm sure I'll survive. King Cnut.
Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive."
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 13:56,
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One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive."
my what a quick reaction
I met rolf once at glastonbury, he is the dude FACT
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:17,
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More old-as-the-hills chemistry jokes:
A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
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Mon 15 Sep 2003, 14:02,
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The bartender says, "For you, no charge."