now thats funny.
Apparently, you cant be done for being drunk in charge of a horse. Food for thought if you are pissed of with fifty quid friday night post pub taxi rides.
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Dr Nick Riviera,
Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:29,
archived)
You can be arrested
as drunk in charge of a motor vehicle if you're sleeping it off in your car while it's parked up somewhere safe...
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Ijon Tichy,
Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:36,
archived)
not if you leave the keys outside the car.
Fact.
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Dr Nick Riviera,
Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:39,
archived)