Police stuff
Sorry if this has already been done - I have, several times! £££££££Ker-chinggggggg!!!
So, who's gonna cast the first stone then??????????!!!
From the Photoshop the Police challenge. See all 443 entries (closed)
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Sorry if this has already been done - I have, several times! £££££££Ker-chinggggggg!!!
So, who's gonna cast the first stone then??????????!!!
From the Photoshop the Police challenge. See all 443 entries (closed)
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Don't break the law and put people's lives at risk
and you'll be fine.
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:18,
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Handy tip for avoiding getting caught by speed cameras
don't fucking break the speed limit
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:18,
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well
if thats the case...would it not be a good idea to put them up in hospitals as I hear that they have a rather high mortality rate.....
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:20,
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I don't think
you should drive around in a car in the
hospital.
Unless it's a little car like Noddy has
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:22,
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hospital.
Unless it's a little car like Noddy has
how
about fitting little engines to the trolleys they use to move people about on...or in the case of nhs hospitals...sleep on...
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:23,
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Handy hint about road tax
You can afford the petrol now fork out
£15 a month to use the road
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:21,
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£15 a month to use the road
...I thought those numbers by the side of the road
were for people with slow cars though.
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:20,
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Handy tip for not getting fined even when you do get caught -
Ride a bicycle.
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:20,
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you can be done for speeding on a bike.
In the park at crystal palace there is also a 5mph speed limit for rollerbladers and skateboarders.
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:25,
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both my
in-laws have been (on separate occasions) arrested for being drunk in charge of a bicycle.
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:28,
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now thats funny.
Apparently, you cant be done for being drunk in charge of a horse. Food for thought if you are pissed of with fifty quid friday night post pub taxi rides.
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:29,
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You can be arrested
as drunk in charge of a motor vehicle if you're sleeping it off in your car while it's parked up somewhere safe...
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:36,
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how about
driving on the wrong side of the road, would that work?
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:21,
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I fully agree
except for when they're stuck on the motorway miles from the nearest set of roadworks etc.
Have a woo for the pic though!
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:23,
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Have a woo for the pic though!
whoa
this board has become so righteous all of a sudden
*steps back*
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:26,
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*steps back*
not me.
Im proud to say I have speed tested every motorbike I have owned down the A50.
Speed kills, I know, but then again so does driving at 15mph in a 40 zone, and a hefty perentage of road accidents are caused by cars doing less than 30.
Another (random) noteworthy fact is that traffic cops cause more fatalities each year than ecstasy does.
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:42,
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Speed kills, I know, but then again so does driving at 15mph in a 40 zone, and a hefty perentage of road accidents are caused by cars doing less than 30.
Another (random) noteworthy fact is that traffic cops cause more fatalities each year than ecstasy does.
Thank you
For saying what I wanted to, but couldn't be bothered to.
less the bike and A50 bit
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:48,
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less the bike and A50 bit
Bravo!
God, this bored(!) is populated by real uptight guys today!
The pic was funny so I though that I'd share. Jesus you'd think I'd said 'Bin Laden is my mate' or something.
What is the point of speed traps on quiet country lanes at 7am? I know I may end up a horses arse or into a tractor but highly unlikely to take out a bus full of school kids.
I have two small boys and never speed or text when they are with me. They sit quietly in their carseats and listen to Mr Manson. When they are not in the car, when the roads are clear and the weather is fine then I THRASH the arse of my car. Mr Plod just got lucky one day.
ACTUALLY, my best mate is a copper and half of her office has been done - even the Police know that it is a money making scheme for the Chief Constable.
AND, whilst I'm on the subject - my hubby is a casualty doctor and sees more RTA's now than 10 years ago - so who says that these F****** Gatsos save lives?
OK, rant over. Live and let live and all that crap.
PS - I miss my Ducati . . .
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 20:10,
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The pic was funny so I though that I'd share. Jesus you'd think I'd said 'Bin Laden is my mate' or something.
What is the point of speed traps on quiet country lanes at 7am? I know I may end up a horses arse or into a tractor but highly unlikely to take out a bus full of school kids.
I have two small boys and never speed or text when they are with me. They sit quietly in their carseats and listen to Mr Manson. When they are not in the car, when the roads are clear and the weather is fine then I THRASH the arse of my car. Mr Plod just got lucky one day.
ACTUALLY, my best mate is a copper and half of her office has been done - even the Police know that it is a money making scheme for the Chief Constable.
AND, whilst I'm on the subject - my hubby is a casualty doctor and sees more RTA's now than 10 years ago - so who says that these F****** Gatsos save lives?
OK, rant over. Live and let live and all that crap.
PS - I miss my Ducati . . .
then don't speed
it's the foolproof method of not getting caught.
And as for casting the first stone - I can't drive, but I know plenty of people who do drive and don't speed.
I have, however, been injured in a car crash as a passenger where the person driving was speeding.
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:19,
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And as for casting the first stone - I can't drive, but I know plenty of people who do drive and don't speed.
I have, however, been injured in a car crash as a passenger where the person driving was speeding.
i'm not sure my clio could manage that
even off the end of a cliff
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:31,
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Tell them
You didn't know how fast you were 'cos you were drunk.
And that you couldn't see the sign whilst you were texting on your mobile.
People actually send text messages whilst driving !!!
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:24,
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And that you couldn't see the sign whilst you were texting on your mobile.
People actually send text messages whilst driving !!!
do peeve's
make good pets?
As an aside, I was just reading a cat newsgroup where someone was asking if the little white bumps on their cat's stomach were something to worry about.
Luckily several people waded in with "they are his nipples, you idiot" before it got taken to the vet.
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:32,
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As an aside, I was just reading a cat newsgroup where someone was asking if the little white bumps on their cat's stomach were something to worry about.
Luckily several people waded in with "they are his nipples, you idiot" before it got taken to the vet.
a bored wierdo
who was looking for pics of a cat's bum and searched groups rather than images by accident.
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:38,
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ok, I understand
you were looking for a picture of a cat's bum...that's ok...
*backs away slowly*
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:43,
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*backs away slowly*
Actually, I find that my Powerbook gets in the way,
it's quite difficult to see over it when it sits on top of the steering wheel!
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:28,
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I
was wanking as i drove this...
thought about having that sign up in my car...
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Wed 17 Sep 2003, 15:30,
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thought about having that sign up in my car...