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[challenge entry] Jordan

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(parm, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Against all possible odds
he looks oddly like the Virgin Mary now.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# With massive tits and a beard?
Have you got a different copy of the bible to everyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# mine's a pop up
version
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# That's
hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# And you know
you would. You so would.
(parm, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Christ! Thass 'orrible!
Jordan was in Dublin the other day promoting some motorbike related nonsense: as some wag on the radio said "That's the first time you get twin airbags on a motorcycle"...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# irish radio djs are hilarious...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# How about
one-legged black Pakistani lesbian Irish DJs?
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 26 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# bleugh!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# brilliantly disgusting
and works so well on other levels too, 'cos she seems to be promoting b&h, who sponsor eddie jordan's formula one team using that shark logo
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# You know when a joke isn't funny any more because someone overexplained it?
That.
(parm, Fri 26 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)