(Thu 4th Apr 2013, 14:06, More)

morning b3ta

(Fri 12th Mar 2010, 11:07, More)

(wider version)
(Thu 28th Jan 2010, 11:00, More)

(Thu 22nd Mar 2007, 22:33, More)

Morning all: The ATAT song


"I'm Luke, I'm five, my dad's Darth Vader,
chopped my hand off with his light sabre..."
(Mon 5th Dec 2005, 8:20, More)

but what about the rest of us eh?

(Sun 20th Nov 2005, 12:32, More)

blah blah, lifelines, phone a friend blah blah

(Thu 17th Nov 2005, 22:24, More)

friday night compo repost for ya

(Fri 11th Nov 2005, 19:58, More)

Bloody pot plants... so fickle...



CLICK HERE FOR WHAT REALLY HAPPENED...
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 14:07, More)

Meanwhile in another dimension...

(Fri 5th Mar 2004, 17:24, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Dancing in the Moonlight
by Toploader.
There's only two lines in it as far as I can tell.
And they're both shit. Spend some time on the lyrics boys. zeppelin.
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 14:15, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

I lost mine to
Birdhouse in Your Soul by they might be giants. Odd choice. Don't think it's affected me longterm...
(Sat 5th Mar 2005, 20:06, More)

» Breakin' The Law

One fireworks night
me and a chum had some fireworks and went to the pub. We were steadily getting drunk and chatting to the barmaids and eventually asked them if they wanted to come to the park after closing and let off some fireworks. Surprisingly they said yes. So we got some takeouts and went to the park and sat waiting for them. We were waiting in the park for a very long time and getting more and more drunk. We eventually decided that they weren't going to come so I went for a piss I needed behind a bush. Obviously that's when they arrived, with me facing them obviously. Anyway, this is all a bit beside the point. The point was, we let off the first firework and then suddenly a policeman appeared and said "You know you're breaking the law here don't you". So we stopped and went home. Without the sexy barmaids. To this day I still don't know what was against the law; whether it was letting off the fireworks, being in the park after dark or managing to convince the barmaids to come out with us after closing!

Obviously I've got the same tales of drunken disorderly and that everyone else has got but this one made me laugh.
(Fri 9th Jan 2004, 17:44, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

seemingly I joined b3ta in its first year
posted loads, met loads of people, talked loads of bollocks, got about 50 FPs, employed several b3tans as illustrators, played gigs with b3tans, woke up not knowing where I was on sofas with b3tans...
Nobody remembers me.
(Wed 21st Sep 2011, 21:46, More)