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[challenge entry] Caption Competition
Run out of inspiration to finish it off with some lefty murdoch bashing joke

From the Conjoined Celebs challenge. See all 1174 entries (closed)

(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:10, archived)
# What's that you say?
Mariella Frostrupert the Bear again?

(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:11, archived)
# I
would
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:12, archived)
# not
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)
# if only
she were a little bear!


(...ok, so perhaps that only works when you SAY it...)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)
# nope
works typed up

:)
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)
# would you like to spank
her bear bottom?
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Oh yes...
...and listen to her gravelly voice ask for more!
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)
# indeed
the sexy voiced lady she is

*wonders how many tabs she smokes*
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)
# My wife has a voice like hers.
Gives me the shivers sometimes it's so sexy.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)
# oh
you lucky man you
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:18, archived)
# Tell me about it.
Reaches for phone.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)
# who remembers
( poor ) frank Bruno saying about his next fight:
" it all depends on Rudolph Murdoch, Harry "
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:14, archived)
# what
Frank was gonna fight murdock, that I'd pay to see

the right wing money grubber that he is
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Rudolph
RUDOLPH ???
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:19, archived)
# so it does
/blushes

though I'd still pay to see frank beat the shit out of murdoch
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:21, archived)
# If still lurking about down here
Damn right. And It's got nothing to do with him being right-wing. I hate Murdoch because of the piss-poor stuff he shoves down his channels, lowering the level of quality all round. Fuckim.
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Murdock: Why do they have to make these things white? It's such an impractical color. Look at how dirty it is already.
Face: Well, I doubt you'll be needing to wear it again, Murdock
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:13, archived)
# mouse: is that a letter rupert?
rupert: yes, it's from my mum, she says to say hello.

(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:15, archived)
# hahahaha
i'm all giggly today
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAH
(, Thu 2 Oct 2003, 16:17, archived)