Toastie funPicture a student house late at night.
Picture my friend who has a love of cheese and chutney toasties made in his own Breville sandwich iron.
Imagine this friend coming home drunk and hungry. No bread for his beloved toastie. What's starchy, thinks he?
Rice! So, into Breville goes some wet raw rice cheese and chutney. End of toastie maker, start of years of piss-takes.
(Picture my friend who has a love of cheese and chutney toasties made in his own Breville sandwich iron.
Imagine this friend coming home drunk and hungry. No bread for his beloved toastie. What's starchy, thinks he?
Rice! So, into Breville goes some wet raw rice cheese and chutney. End of toastie maker, start of years of piss-takes.
crgn,
Sat 11 Oct 2003, 11:17,
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we murdered (we/I) a toastie thingy with ham and peas. Something to do with pea expansionand crap toasty hinges.
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sat 11 Oct 2003, 14:43,
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