The cut-throat

Transatlantic Service

world of package-delivery led to drastic cost-cutting.

From the Budget Cuts challenge. See all 748 entries (closed)

( Ijon Tichy, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:54, archived)

ain't no mountain high enough
to keep us from shooting you!
( JustHere, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:54, archived)

Ha ha!
But surely it would get there quicker and safer? :P
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:55, archived)

Heheh...
Fabby!
( matsimpsk, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:56, archived)

woo!

( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:56, archived)

hehehe
I took my plaits out yesterday morning before work... mostly it was still tight, but there was too much escapage for it to be classes as office-neat, sadly :(
( JustHere, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:58, archived)

i'm surprised it lasted
that long :)
you know where to come to get your hair done next time!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:59, archived)

I certainly do!
it's a helluva commute though to get my hair done ;)
( JustHere, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 20:01, archived)

Yes yes
But "you're worth it"
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 14 Oct 2003, 20:06, archived)

arf!
photoshop it, stat!
( JustHere, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 20:08, archived)

Timmy
Fetch me my tools

/Spaced
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 14 Oct 2003, 20:17, archived)

spaced!
shh, Batsgirl will wanna see Simon Pegg again...
( JustHere, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 20:19, archived)

goodness me
that wing monster has my hair.
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 20:06, archived)

"wing monster"!?!?!?
it's an angel!
( JustHere, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 20:07, archived)

nevertheless
it has stolen my hair.
being an angel doesnt make it any less a monster.
(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 20:11, archived)

I must say
That am rather cute.
( Bud Muhnquai [ :( ], Tue 14 Oct 2003, 20:08, archived)

woo!
me is liking that!
( Batsgirl, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:57, archived)

Should have been Fed Ex
(with Tom Hanks on it, like in that movie where his plane crashes and no one cares that he might be alive)
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:58, archived)

arf
woo! :)
( chilledunit, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 19:58, archived)

I see a flaw in this...
...surely that would cost more and increase the quality of their service.

Woo!
( Mystery_Bob, Tue 14 Oct 2003, 20:00, archived)