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# blimey. the kid needs therapy
My brother killed our fish by arranging a battle scene in the tank with toy soldiers. Lead toy soldiers. The fish died of lead poisoning.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)
# hahahha
I killed our fish by mistaking pepper for fish food.

Easy mistake to make.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:08, archived)
# that reminds me
I once had tadpoles, and apparently decided the jar they were in was dirty, so put some bubble bath in there....
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:11, archived)
# oh tell me how this ends
it doesn't end well does it?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:12, archived)
# no,
It doesn't end well at all. Go with your first guess!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:17, archived)
# i found some little frogs
in the woods and took them into school in a vitalite tub with some wet mud. Teacher was very pleased. Then, at the end of the day I put them in my bag. Walking home, Kevin Daska was pissing me off, so I hit him. With my bag. Whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 22:14, archived)