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# Stoned animals are funny.

End of story.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Stoned cats are even funnier
until they get paranoid, then you should either hide or wear leather armour.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:10, archived)
# True.
My favourite was getting the cat stoned on the stairs and then watch it slowly trying to get climb down each step at a time sliding on its belly! Oh how I laughed.

Oh how I can't string a sentence together. I need my medication.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Ours used to
try and catch imaginary flies, sit and stare at the oven for hours, and would often decide that the sink was a great place to sleep off a cannabis hangover...with her head under the dripping cold tap.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Classic!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:30, archived)
# another vote
for funny stoned cats
but you should not give them lsd, this is very bad and usually kills them
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:27, archived)
# Dead trippy dog
Yeah - I had a mate who killed his dog doing that.

I imagine it put a fair amount of negative spin on his own trip too.

Stupid bugger.
(Gypsum Fantastic, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 13:15, archived)
# You dont NEED lsd
Not for cats.
Theyve gone metric.

No hang on thats not it...
i mean CATNIP - that *is* LSD for cats. Great stuff - they run around chasing all sorts of stuff that isnt there.
(Daveybaby, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 14:15, archived)
# did you know?
catnip is the female marijuana plant.
(retro, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 6:11, archived)
# what the hell?
marijuana is the female marijuana plant
(I helped save b3ta! Pee-Bob, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 7:06, archived)
# Um, No.
Catnip is in the mint family, and is most commonly related to chammomile, actually.
(TheDamnYankee, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 7:36, archived)
# Cats on Drugs to Cornish Poo...
Our lovely cat spent a day looking very wide eyed, and slightly pleased with itself. He alternated between sitting staring at a point in space, and running at high speed horizontally around the living room walls - just like something out of the Matrix.
We later found out that my flatmate had been crushing MDMA in a pestle and mortar on the coffee table...

Here's a little canter round the web for you - I'm bored.
Catnip
Botanical: Nepeta cataria (LINN.)
Family: N.O. Labiatae
Contains most of the
aromatic herbs...
One of which you can extract the exciting chemical
Thymol from.
"It is given internally in large doses, to robust adults, 2 grammes (30 grains) or more, repeated after two hours, to expel intestinal parasites, especially the miner's worm, Ankylostomum duodenale. "
That's a Hookworm to you or me - isn't he a lovely little chappie?
Ankylostomaisis was first diagnosed in Cornish Miners

And was spread by those miners... befouling their own mines.
Now, I pass it on to you to make a Pasty joke...
(mildlydiverting, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 13:40, archived)
# buckets
someone once once told me that if you made a cat do a bucket it would explode.

(sabear, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# yeah
In student times, we gave a stray cat some blowbacks after it wandered into our house. We also dyed its tail pink and changed it's nametag to say 'miles the jazz cat.' Oh, how we laughed. My housemate was woken the next morning by the cat standing on top of him and headbutting him in the face. The cat had also pissed all over the rug.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 16 Oct 2003, 19:43, archived)
# stoned amphibians
me and my friends (my friends and i) once found a really small frog in the garden and decided to give it blowbacks. it resisted at first, but then when it tried to hop away after the weed had kicked in, it just kinda twitched its leg and gave up.

oh how we laughed.
(sabear, Mon 20 Oct 2003, 18:37, archived)