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# this smelly dude i used to know
was a total bastard to fish. once he spent a fortune on a malaysian fighting fish, and with the cunning use of a mirror in the tank he tricked ut into beating itself to death against the mirror. what a cunt, eh?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# keith the hamster went for a swim
yes it's true, i dropped my hamster in my fish tank. he went mental and as i spooned him out of the water, he fell behind the radiator. poor keith was well shaken up, he'd gone from being freezing cold to ridiculously hot in the space of 30 seconds.

the fish were fine though, but i'm sure they remember the night they were visited by a hairy beasty.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 12:03, archived)