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# Made 'Funny Bunny Curry' Once
Main Ingredients :
Three Dead Rabbits
Some Cannabanabanis (about £20's worth)
Veg.

The pub dog (lived above a pub at the time, a German Shepherd called Barron ( or Twat for short ) kept sniffing around, so I kept feeding him bits of veg and gravy ( he wasn't getting any rabbit - the Fat Hairy Fuck !)

He spent Three Days lying on his back with his legs in the air. The only signs of life a stupid Shit Eating Grin on his face, and the very tip of his tail wagging feebly.

Oh !, and me and my mates got Twatted out of our faces too.

(Any references to illegal substances in this story are a figment of your own imagination - Officer !)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 20:00, archived)