Is harming goldfish creatively ok?If so, my sister is crazy. she has a positively Andrewly FILTHY fishtank. it once housed a cheap pond fish, with copious traces of alchohol, and hockey-stick juice inside their bloodstream. Poor little fishies. one had fishy cardiac arrest , we had tiny defrillabrators( double-A button batteries) , but to no avail. The fashionably late Gilly went down the shitter. The next one, Sir Gillyanius Teenybopper slooppoop Gingerbeer hairlong greeny OceanGills. (Gillz) was a victim of moth attack. The big super-hot lightbulb attracted them, but the Bulb is a fickle mistress. They were literally , out with a bang. well, more a *wheeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz KAPOW!*.
The burnt moth bits fell into the tank, and were eaten by Gillz. What a freakin' dumb fish. Whatever is in the moths poisoned Gillz. He was buried in state, (wrapped in a tissue, thrown down the shitter) .
Strangely mom let her have a CAT. yes, a murderous ugly beast of terror who was brought FROM hell in a handbasket. What a moronic little beast he was, creatively named 'Cat'. He pooped in my sock drawer . Until i found his weakness. Catnip! I bought both a Catnip spray, and catnip flakes. first, i sprayed the aresol can in his face. the (stoned) cat flipped out, and scratched up his own face to get at it. Then with the flakes, i dropped them to him, one by one. Then, to my mistake, they flew into the fishtank. Stupid stoned cat. Jumped in, and stayed until (three days later) he came to his senses, and with a catnip hangover, had a MASSIVE shit on the rug. Bad enough?
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The burnt moth bits fell into the tank, and were eaten by Gillz. What a freakin' dumb fish. Whatever is in the moths poisoned Gillz. He was buried in state, (wrapped in a tissue, thrown down the shitter) .
Strangely mom let her have a CAT. yes, a murderous ugly beast of terror who was brought FROM hell in a handbasket. What a moronic little beast he was, creatively named 'Cat'. He pooped in my sock drawer . Until i found his weakness. Catnip! I bought both a Catnip spray, and catnip flakes. first, i sprayed the aresol can in his face. the (stoned) cat flipped out, and scratched up his own face to get at it. Then with the flakes, i dropped them to him, one by one. Then, to my mistake, they flew into the fishtank. Stupid stoned cat. Jumped in, and stayed until (three days later) he came to his senses, and with a catnip hangover, had a MASSIVE shit on the rug. Bad enough?