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# The wicked wicked ways of Errol Flyn
When I was about 15 I read the autobiography of Errol Flyn. There was one thing that stuck with me about ducks and Bacon Rind, so I decided to try this out one HOT Sunday afternoon. I gathered about 5 meters of rind and tied it all together (thats alot of bacon sandwichs), covered it in butter and bird seed and feed it to one Duck, well I was quite suprised when (what I read in Errol Flyn's book) it passed stright through the duck (litteral like shit through a Goose) and out the other end, I then feed the rind to other ducks, which had the same effect, in total I had 10 Ducks all in a line following each other, so I thought it would be even funnier if I tied the two ends together and watch them walk around in a circle, this was entertaining until one of the little fuckers decided to go back into the water. I spent a whole hour swimming around in a lake trying to cut the rind so each one could swim off, which they did, as I turned to swim back to the bank a fucking big swan attacked me, I still have the scars to prove this. But it did'nt break my arm, does anyone know anyone who has had their arm broken by a Swan or is this just Ballocks.

RedChillie
(Redchillie, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# I'm a big fan
of plankton
(vork and burlap, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# and
you didnt photograph these ducks, why?
funny stuff i would imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Paper Tiger, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# and you posted that shite
here?
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Wait...
You're going to go on about posting shite???

Seriously? After yesterday's debacle?

You have HUGE ONES my friend...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# do you shout this much out in the
real world?

i think it would be hilarious

it's like you turn into brian blessed mid-sentence
(vork and burlap, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# haha!
stop BEING SO rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Well.. yeah...
actually I do.

because I AM BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!!!!

LOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
Is this some sort of toilet obsession you've got?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# It's supposed to be
a sound...

So I stink.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
# No you're not
IM BRIAN BLESSED!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:31, archived)
# no she doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Ohh...
he's a she?

Had no idea.

And why are you defending?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# i'm not really
and it's just a theory.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# there's always
the crocodile dundee test
(vork and burlap, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Crikey!
by sticking Rev Dan's thumb up his/her bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# god no
the other test
(vork and burlap, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:30, archived)
# !!
Pot meet kettle
Kettle meet Pot.

black
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# We'll have no kettles or pots here...
...down with ketlles and pots.

/Opinion supplied by the British Police
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:21, archived)
# those two replies
(yours and the one you were replying to) have just made me laugh louder than a drug-crazed-hyena running amock with a megaphone
(I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# That's the thing about saucepans...
....that thing's not recording is it!
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:29, archived)
# i can't possibly read that much.
don't be daft.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# that is mean
but yes they can break your arms.
(Squid Bunty, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:12, archived)
# I know a bloke
who got his finger bit off by a swan

he deserved it though
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:33, archived)
# that is
a very strange story to share with us.

grateful
(Emzickle, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:13, archived)
# hahhaha
well funny story. And yeah i was always told that, watchout they can break your arm!

Didn't stop me hitting one in the head with my catapult, arrogant flying fings....

(I helped save b3ta! Moogen, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)