do what i do.
chuck some bog roll down first. it stops the ghosts from stealing the poo and flicking ectoplasm into your ringpiece.
( Munsta, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 22:09, archived)

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Funniest thing I've heard in a while
(Ginger_fish_, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 9:36, archived)

Thanks
I've just got a bollocking at work because that made me laugh so much. My monitor is covered in tea.
( Kali, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 12:36, archived)