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# grampy's crackers
sympathise with your mother.
I worked in a nursing home and was just about to finish my shift when I was summoned by a buzzer to one of the resident's room.
He and everything in the room were covered in poo. Whilst trying to 'sort it out', the guy got shuffling across the room with his zimmer frame making matters worse.
when I suggested that he stay where he was, he cocked his head and asked me matter-of-factly
'would you like to go to a barn dance?'
Kind offer, but I declined.
(, Fri 14 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)