I had a flatmate who didn't like washing up
so each week he bought a magazine and used a double page as his plate for each meal, turning to a new page each day.
( Mr Peet the Pastafarian, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:35, archived)

genius!

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:36, archived)

inventive!
what magazine did he use?
(oneofthemany, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

It might taste better if he used
Good Food magazine?
(Seddonism, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)

Big Creamy Soap Tit Wank Weekly
of course ... what other publication is there for the discerning gentleman?
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 10:20, archived)

playin wit swear filter
cranberry watermelon shit
(Mogging Flolly, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)

I used to hate washing socks,
but luckily there was a stall on my way to work which sold 7 pairs for £3.50.
( supermoore: HUNG, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 14:38, archived)

I'm sure
I went to uni with you after that one :

There was a guy called Mo - couldn't be arsed to wash socks, so kept buyig new pairs - ended up with about 3 months supply I think
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

Poundland
Poundland do 4 pairs for £1. Woo! That new sock feeling every day.
( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 10:49, archived)

how
much?
(grampski, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

...
I think that's the single advantage of going to Uni in Stoke-on-trent...
When my sink was full of washing up(a sink in every room!) I just went out and bought more plates/mugs/bowls from the plentiful supply of china seconds shops...
( GigerPunk has, most likely, slept since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:12, archived)

Washsocks wanksocks
I once caught an old flatmate of mine wiping his spuzz up with one of my socks after he'd had a hand-shandy. I got my own back by jizzing on his girlfriend's skirt. She wasn't wearing it at the time, unfortunately.
(cuntymints, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)

I have a friend who cooks socks
har har har
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

what did he use for cutlery?

( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Mon 17 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)

My Housemate didn't like washing up either...
He just left his plates everywhere... and i really couldn't be arsed to wash them. But soon enough he won the war... I did wash his plates for him...
with the assistance of my own urine
(professor honky straight fonky, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)