ohh, i know the very personMoved into a spare room in my last year at Uni. two lovely chaps, one complete nutter.
On three seperate occasions, he had to be persuaded not to set fire to the living room. The only persuasion that worked was that I was asleep upstairs.
He slept with a knife under his pillow and an air pistol under his bed.
He broke into the empty house next door 'for a laugh' and proceeded to strip every single fixture and fitting from the place.
To get one of the other lads in the house back for some minor indiscretion, he pulled him out of bed by the feet, and proceeded to pull him down the stairs, face first, with a hand on the back of his head, which resulted in the loss of all the skin from my mate's face. He didnt leave the house for 3 weeks till the scabs had solidified some.
The nutter also tried to wake the same lad up by slapping him round the face. With his nob. Lovely chap!
(On three seperate occasions, he had to be persuaded not to set fire to the living room. The only persuasion that worked was that I was asleep upstairs.
He slept with a knife under his pillow and an air pistol under his bed.
He broke into the empty house next door 'for a laugh' and proceeded to strip every single fixture and fitting from the place.
To get one of the other lads in the house back for some minor indiscretion, he pulled him out of bed by the feet, and proceeded to pull him down the stairs, face first, with a hand on the back of his head, which resulted in the loss of all the skin from my mate's face. He didnt leave the house for 3 weeks till the scabs had solidified some.
The nutter also tried to wake the same lad up by slapping him round the face. With his nob. Lovely chap!
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 16:38,
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hahathe bloke i mentioned above had a penchant for carrying weapons. unfortunately, these included:
a lighter and a can of lynx
a small vegetable knife
a bottler opener
in his room he had a baseball bat, a golf putter, and he once thought someone was breaking in because he heard somebody at the door with manc accents, he woke me up, armed with a slipper, only to find it was our housemates from burnley and stockport...
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Mon 17 Nov 2003, 19:32,
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a lighter and a can of lynx
a small vegetable knife
a bottler opener
in his room he had a baseball bat, a golf putter, and he once thought someone was breaking in because he heard somebody at the door with manc accents, he woke me up, armed with a slipper, only to find it was our housemates from burnley and stockport...