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if b3ta had a bar,

I think I'd like it to look like this

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robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)

if b3ta had a bar

there would be a whole lot more drunk b3tans there
edit:sorry, how rude of me, nice work

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

my guess

is that they're all sprawled on the floor

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barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)

i'm looking at the time

and i guess people are frantic at less than 90 minutes before the bar closes.

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

ooh, that's quite nice...

i have ideas, with regards to PHP, GD and the frontpage XML feed...

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

Do you

still have the link for the xml feed?

I lost it... :-(

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

www.b3ta.com/xml/

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)

Cunning

concealed in plain sight.

Thanks

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)

No it wouldn't

It's not got any guiness anywhere!

Woo!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

Nor is there a wide selection of real ales visable.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

Oh dear oh dear ohe dear.

'tis not on. We'll have to send in the boys...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)

would it ...

sell drinks to under age kids(thats me)

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

no.

can't you make yourself older?
have you tried hormone supplements?

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)

i could always

i dont know err frezz my self

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)

frezz?

try frying.

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)

dude iam

only 12 i cant spell things as well as u can ok

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

i could spell when i was 12

then again, i was always the "odd one"

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

It's more rare than you think

these days.

It's not like when we were at school. These kids know nothing...

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)

i was only 12, er.... *counts fingers*

*changes hand*

six years ago!

with regards to school, that was a few months back. er...

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)

You managed to get accepted with a bursary

to Oxbridge. That suggests a certain level of intelligence (the bursary rather than the Oxbridge bit ^_^)

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)

the bursary actually came from being poor.

should i keep that bit quiet?

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)

Nah,

Hell, thanks to the government removing student grants, I currently owe the state a whopping £20,000. Fun fun.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)

nads.

meh, i'll be doing that next year instead. debts are much more fun.

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_null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)

Ah well,

can't be helped!

Neodymium-Iron-Boron rare-earth element magnets rock!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)

You should be able to.

YOU'RE IN FUCKING YR 8 AREN'T YOU?!?!

Year 8 are evil little shits!

Gaaaaaaah!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

yea and so

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

So?

I was posting a personal diatribe over the unpleasantness that is the 12 year old school going population of this country. Grrr.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)

whats

so bad about that... atleast i am not 1 of the year 8s going out and stealing stuff

(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)

And there

you have a good point.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)

Granted.

Espec. with rumours that one of the yr 8's in my form group is running around school with a knife. :(

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)

At the age of 12

I was certainly capable of writing you out in full.

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

frezz?

If you mean freeze, how the feck will it help if you keep yourself young?

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barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)

ha ha

fezz yourself!
just like that.....

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robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

white rabbit

yellow rabbit

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)

I use

chronotons.

WARNING: Overuse may lead to old age and, in cases of prolonged use, death.

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

and it needs a big old picture of me in there

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

good

job

(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)

awww

no hoskins there.

If b3ta had a bar I'd ensure there was at least 2.7 pictures of him.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)

gay bar

gay bar
gay bar

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)

Supermoore!

Take note...

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Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)

It would be like Cheers.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)

but with badgers

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Lynxkitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)

Woo

to that. It made I chuckle.

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Maffydoo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)

and I'd be there

yay!

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lemonhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)

the first thread

I've ever inititiated that's turned into a chevron.

I'm well chuffed!

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robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)