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[challenge entry] Monkies do not make good server administrators

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(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# looks fine to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Yeah - they're as good as ours, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# looks fine
but they poop on the raid array
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah
Anything with that many cables just has to be good
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(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Where did you
get a picture of our server room?
(network_fixer_man, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# hmmm thats about on a par with ours school's sys admins
and they actually don't do too bad a job
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# hahah
IT monkeys!

it's an ongoing joke with me and a mate - started at 6th form
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# arf!

Probably becos they are still busy coming up
with the complete works of Shakespeare!
(Captain Slasher, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Best . Line . Ever .
Minion : So how do you rate my Program?

Manager: It is said that, given an infinate amount of time, an infinitate number of monkeys on an infinate number of typewriters will write the works of shakespear....

Minion: Oh Kay.... What about my code ?

Manager: 3 monkeys, 10 minutes
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 13:58, archived)
# hmmm....
Surely the internet itself has disproved the infinate monkeys in front of infinate typewriters thing????
(garfi3ld, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Ahhh
... but not until all of the surplas Infinate has been used up.

Oops - InfinIte (I before E except after C unless spelling Infinite when there is no - Except at the end)
(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 14:03, archived)
# there was a test that claimed to have disproved it
but they used six monkeys and one word processor

bit of a difference between 6 and infinity
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Chumbawumba !
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(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)
# fair point
...you best get typing then ;¬P
(garfi3ld, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)