i've tried that
but every time i shake it it says "you are a cunt"
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new_matt,
Mon 8 Dec 2003, 12:01,
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i was worried the other day
i shook it, and it said "stick it up your arse"
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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior,
Mon 8 Dec 2003, 12:05,
archived)
and thus ends the story
of how you learnt to limp
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The Scone from U.N.C.L.E.,
Mon 8 Dec 2003, 12:07,
archived)