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# Do it properly I say
Especially all you 14 yr olds who take 20 paracetamol and then call their mum to get an ambulance because their new bf/gf has dumped them.

My advice is to take at least 200 paracetamol and go away somewhere quiet for the 3 days it will take for the liver failure and bleeding to death with nasty nasty abdominal pain to set in. (By which time you could have found someone else who is 'the one')

/cynical, and needed to get that out.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# You can't but bottles of paracetamol in the UK anymore :(
neither can you buy rope in lengths of more than 1 metre*

*not 100% true
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:44, archived)