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From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:13, archived)
# i bet no-one can say
"it's the back"
sorry
(icedragon, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# psst
it's the back
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# It's the back
(pen-al™, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Haha!
Nice editing.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:22, archived)
# you know too much
nice work
(Pauld, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:14, archived)
# agh!
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Ages 4 and up?!?!
Fucking sick!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Yes...
...it's always 'down the road', not 'across the street'
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# Do it properly I say
Especially all you 14 yr olds who take 20 paracetamol and then call their mum to get an ambulance because their new bf/gf has dumped them.

My advice is to take at least 200 paracetamol and go away somewhere quiet for the 3 days it will take for the liver failure and bleeding to death with nasty nasty abdominal pain to set in. (By which time you could have found someone else who is "the one")

/cynical, and needed to get that out.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:24, archived)
# You can't but bottles of paracetamol in the UK anymore :(
neither can you buy rope in lengths of more than 1 metre*

*not 100% true
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:44, archived)
# *rocks gently muttering the a.s.r mantra*
down not accross, down not accross, down not accross, down not accross....
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:25, archived)
# I bet you wish
that you could spell
(BlackCat, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 16:56, archived)
# you spell i bet
that you could wish
(Hobbes, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I excpect you wish
that i give a shit
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 17:09, archived)