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[challenge entry] The writing of the first mass suicide note...

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(, Sat 13 Dec 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I sympathise
with the dinos, frankly. I was in BHS in Brighton again yesterday, thought the same thing

woo yay to the pic
(, Sat 13 Dec 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Argh!
That place is a nightmare at Christmas!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Thats why
you should shop in Worthing
(, Sat 13 Dec 2003, 11:50, archived)
# but there's bugger all there
apart from Sussex's greatest radio station

Plug

Edit: of course, the BHS in Worthing is also bloody hell, cos it's got the same amount of stuff in one quarter the space. At least you can find the way out, though
(, Sat 13 Dec 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Worthing?
Ha ha ha ha ha!

Sorry.
(, Sat 13 Dec 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I han't done any crimbo
shopping yet, so I have a feeling i'll be sympathising with them next week.

Woo!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2003, 11:53, archived)
# it would be alright if, along with the Who Let The fucking Dogs Out singing novelty dogs
and Christmas ale, they also sold shotguns
(, Sat 13 Dec 2003, 11:54, archived)
# What a splendid idea.
I'll ask Father Christmas for one...
(, Sat 13 Dec 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
excellent!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2003, 11:49, archived)
# nice
..
(, Sat 13 Dec 2003, 11:56, archived)
# that is beautiful!
(, Sat 13 Dec 2003, 12:05, archived)