Hello
From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)
( , Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
My first compo effort - be gentle!
From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)
( , Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:48, archived)
"SHE"
and im afraid i spelt it wrong to start - ooh the power of the edit button!!
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:01,
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I don't know.
If there's some full frontal nudity and arse sex, I'd watch it.
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50,
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Yeah...
I must confess that the original is one of my favorite films ever.
Especially the painting bit =]
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:50,
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Especially the painting bit =]
A full body pan of
Miss Winslet lying naked on a chaise longue, then cut to a Jack drawing an enormous cock in his drawing pad.
Then him wanking...then the arse-sex.
Then her husband to be finds the spunk stained cock picture in a safe...then he shags her mum and his butler.
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57,
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Then him wanking...then the arse-sex.
Then her husband to be finds the spunk stained cock picture in a safe...then he shags her mum and his butler.
Then the butler finds jack
and rose shagging in the car, then joins in.
But thats after he catches them shagging everyone at the below decks irish orgy.
"TITanic, The only thing that doesn't go down is the ship".
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:07,
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But thats after he catches them shagging everyone at the below decks irish orgy.
"TITanic, The only thing that doesn't go down is the ship".
ICEBERG! RIGHT AHEAD!
"Oh no, wait a minute there is some jizz on my lense...."
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:17,
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pack your bags
and move to Hollywood RIGHT NOW!
You are a genius!!
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:03,
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You are a genius!!
arse sex?
Leotards?
Hmmm... drop the leotards and have a funny moment where they are in a crate in the dark and she says
"My how big you are!"
And then Jack says
"That's not me!"
Then you hear a donkey noise
"EEE-AWWWW!"
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Mon 15 Dec 2003, 16:57,
archived)
Hmmm... drop the leotards and have a funny moment where they are in a crate in the dark and she says
"My how big you are!"
And then Jack says
"That's not me!"
Then you hear a donkey noise
"EEE-AWWWW!"