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[challenge entry] Hand me a gun

From the National Suicide Week challenge. See all 393 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:16, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
she niiiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:17, archived)
# And, of course...
...she has hooooooooge whappies.
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Kellie
brook innit?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Banana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)
# yiyiyiyiyi!
Them is some serious well presented hooters topped with a lucious coating of brunette!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)
# OMG
what a way to go.......
(Charlie big bananas, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)
# *take masses of babrituates*
*downs bottle of vodka*
*puts bag on head*
*jumps off cliff into noose*
*shoots self*

EDIT: May we please have the original picture
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)
# i think
that may be Kelly Brooke?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Yup
The image name gives a good hint...
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)
# well
I wanted to test my knowledge of wank fodder!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)
# JESUS!!!
she sure looks better in that pic than she does on her website!
www.kellybrooke.com/free.html
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Sure
This is full size, I'm afraid...

(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)
# that
Jason Statham is a lucky, luck man.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)
# this'll keep your modem busy
http://images.google.com/images?as_q=kelly+brook&svnum=10&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&imgsz=xxlarge&as_filetype=jpg&imgc=&as_sitesearch=&safe=off

or here (NSFW) under 'K':
www.douglass.co.uk/webpromote/celebs/oops_index.htm

[EDIT] you used to be able to type any female celeb's name and 'robbs' to go straight there - until the fucking search engine spammers cottoned on.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Here's another one.
Of her.

(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:28, archived)
# that
is a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:30, archived)
# but
a lie with inverted cleavage
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)
# upside
down

cleavage...
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Well.....
I've already killed myself.

Proof!

Do I win?
(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)
# *gulp*
before or after?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Erm...
Before.

Then she shoots you!
(I helped save b3ta! I work in Brixton - save me, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:21, archived)
# longs ah gets the tittiewank foist
I is okay with allthat.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Is easy to escape,
just aim your man-fat into her eyes so it blinds her, then steal her gun.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:23, archived)
# pay attention
007!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Shorry
R.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:24, archived)
# just after -
I'm not going in to the light, I want to stay and watch!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Can I just throw one over
and maim myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:22, archived)
# define "topping yourself"
/mayall
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:26, archived)
# I'd like to
top her self
(pirahna, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Bloody hell
I would
(Rev. Otana, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:27, archived)
# give me that gun back! It's mine! Mine I tell you!
(pirahna, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)