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[challenge entry] The Realities of Xmas


Seriously though, your average factory farmed turkey lives in about 3 square feet of space

Don't get me wrong I ain't no veggie, (I've always believed that if god had wanted us to be vegetarian he wouldn't have made animals out of meat.), but factory farming has to stop.

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(I helped save b3ta! teknohippy Arghhhhh!, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 14:17, archived)
# yep.
anyone for a killing spree?
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 14:18, archived)
# 3 square feet sounds better than i thought it was
(joshwa ultra lurker, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 14:19, archived)
# yup
me too.

personally i can't wait until we have big cubes of living flesh stacked on top of each other.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 14:22, archived)
# 3 square feet!!!
Lucky bastards! In my day we were stacked twelve high with but a pubes-space betwixt us!
Grumble..mutter..never had it so good...
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# if they were any good as birds
they would fly
thus allowing better utilisation of space
prehaps with some sort of rota or on an ad hoc basis

but they are not - and they don't taste very nice. Bludgen the lot of them I say

edit: woo to the pic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Fri 19 Dec 2003, 14:21, archived)
# flap, flap
erm, wild turkeys can fly very well(ish) its only the inbred lardy buggers that we've made that cant, specially wiv clipped wings.
(cybo, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 14:41, archived)
# "god... wouldn't have made animals out of meat"
Pfft!

Pst, we're made out of meat
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 14:27, archived)
# And mighty tasty too.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 19 Dec 2003, 14:30, archived)