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[challenge entry] Blasphemous?

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(Tonto Popadopolous, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:35, archived)
# jesus claus is coming
to town

fa lalalala la la la la
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)
# 43% of Sun readers
believe them to be the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:36, archived)
# 100% of Sun readers
wouldn't understand what 43% meant.
(Marwood, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:37, archived)
# when you say readers
you mean lookers at pictures, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)
# 99% of sun readers are wasters, slackers and brickies
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)
# 76% of statistics are bollockmeat
...
(mysticmurray, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:39, archived)
# bollockmeat is only 10% bollock
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:41, archived)
# what's the other 90%?
?
(mysticmurray, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:45, archived)
# prime fillet cuts of steak.
the usual crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:47, archived)
# fucking gm
i want my sweetcorn to taste as such, not of fecking chocolate
(mysticmurray, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:49, archived)
# 100% of fact
so do I
(Tonto Popadopolous, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:38, archived)
# from the Sun website 5 minutes ago...


HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Shut the watermelon up you bitter and twisted bint! Mmmm.. Charlotte Church... *rubs legs*
(Tonto Popadopolous, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:44, archived)
# *ponders why so few women
are on b3ta* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 0:52, archived)
# They are too busy being interviewed by the press
?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 24 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)