*spits mcburger onto screen*
*sticks fingers down throat*
( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 21:04, archived)

Well....
your monitor is on borrowed time if it consumed any of your partially masticated foodstuff.
( Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Thu 25 Dec 2003, 21:12, archived)