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# tiverton we have a problem.
it is sad...
but i liked the news:
'the scientists have narrowed the problem to four possibilities:
1) the aerial is pointing the wrong way
2) beagle is upside down.
3) beagle is obscured by rocks.
4) beagle has been smashed into a thousand pieces and it's tiny pieces are now scattered over the surface of mars.

hmmm. i wonder which one it is.
they should have used more sellotape.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:15, archived)
# 5) Big fat thick-o martian has eaten the antenna
(, Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:18, archived)
# bah!
that's your excuse for everything!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:19, archived)
# as in
"the angry tramp"?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2003, 11:19, archived)
# If its upside down
Why don't they use the flip thing like off Robot Wars.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Does anyone else
think that the big fat martian looks a bit like Fungus the Bogeyman?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 20:09, archived)