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# I like animals
(SoberKing, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:53, archived)
# wow
what is it?

kill it anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:55, archived)
# it's your dinner

but you have to tempt it into the oven first
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:56, archived)
# a little wine and butter should do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)
# here kitty kitty kitty
erm - here dolf or wuck. nice warm oven for you. sleep tight - don't let the bedbug.. GOTCHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)
# did i not mention
that it's actually 125ft tall?
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)
# I have a
big fuck-off oven.

think the wicker man.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Just shoot it
BTW - Bloody yanks have dropped a bomb on Yorkshire
fuckwits
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Bastards.
They could have at least used a real one.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:59, archived)
# They're probably
saving the real ones for London. Yorkshire was probably just a practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:01, archived)
# first london
then manchester

then i'll be happy.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:03, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay
apocalypse
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)
# don't forget
leeds
(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)
# most americans
don't know where these places are. So if you would kindly paint targets on your rooftops, we would appreciate it.
ta.
(I helped save b3ta! b2 I'm not really here..., Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)
# "an investigation team is determining the cause of the incident"
i think it's a fairly open-and-shut case of fucktardery, really
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)
# that's not the cause.
the cause probably involved lack of investment in the education system, and a fair amount of inbreeding... it was in suffolk, after all.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)
# yorkshire
surely?
(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:05, archived)
# east yorkshire:
we in the west/north don't like to talk about it.
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:06, archived)
# does south yorkshire
even exist?
(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)
# yes
it contains sheffield, amongst others
east yorkshire doesn't exist any more, that's now humberside
wakefield is west yorkshire though, and not south as the bbc are claiming
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)
# i'm not sure they allow
the local farmers to take a spin in the jets

they should
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:05, archived)
# imagine the songs
"i've got a brand new ming-15"
(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:06, archived)
# merciless?
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)
# correct me if I'm wrong
but I never thought Yorkshire was in Suffolk?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Lakenheath
is in Suffolk.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)
# they're dropping bombs everywhere!
(meek, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:08, archived)
# it's raining bombs!
(vork and burlap, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Hallelujah!
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)
# I am
shocked and awed
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)
# and serve it with chips

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)
# no no
serve it with daddy
(Clockwork, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)
# A Duck Billed Eaglewolf? Woo!
And I'm sorry to TJ, but I have a serious question:
Like probably everyone I have a huge collection of very good images that appeared here, but of course I can't remember who did which one. I'm invited to show visual stuff on sunday afternoons in a club. What do you think about making a slideshow with all those images? I couldn't give credit to anybody in particular, but of course I'd put the b3ta logo and URL on the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)
# provided you're not making money out of it
i'd imagine it would be fine.

why not collect the images you want to use, put them on your own website, and invite people to look at it, and if they ask you to take it down do so?
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)
# i second that
you could use the web gallery thing in photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Of course I'd do it for amusement only,
I wouldn't earn a (Euro-) Cent with it. I'll think about that website idea - problem would be to make it popular enough without pissing everyone off by repeated posting.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)
# ask a mod to put it on the front page for a bit
they might do it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:01, archived)
# There is always the point
that most of the original (pre shopped) images were stolen anyway so permission from the artist who shopped it would only be half.
SO what the others say is best, post them and ask people to own up.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)
# That gives me the idea
to put them up and connect the image collection to a database, so people can input their username if they did a particular image. I may do that then.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:12, archived)
# If you had any of my images
(which I doubt), I'd be happy.

Maybe you could create some web pages with thumbnails to let forum members spot their own. Place the addy in your profile and let your username tell people that it's there...

just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:59, archived)
# I'm more of a lurker than a regular
(I have a job and a social life to maintain... at least I pretend to), so I don't think enough people would see that. I guess I'll do that anyway. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:02, archived)
# You've embarassed me now
I have job + social life. Or at least I did the last time I looked. Admittedly that was ni 1997.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Well, I said I pretend.
I only do b3ta when I'm not wanking. Which is not very often.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:31, archived)
# a duck-billed arctic wolf?
how rare!
(martian, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Mind the
piss!
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Its an Eagleplatterpuswolf
Native to southern Antartica. They are an endangered species. There are only 200 of them left of which 40 are female.

You can sponser one of these lovely animals for only £3 a month.

For further information: www.wafflewaffleblahblah.com
(Pauld, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:00, archived)
# I called it...
a Wolftyhawkus. Dunno why...
(SoberKing, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Thread dibna steeple Jack!
does anybody have a link to last weeks question of the week?

w00t to the pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Mon 12 Jan 2004, 15:02, archived)