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# Threadwaste i know...
but our mate Harold Shipman has been found hanging by the neck in his cell.
everybody...........REPOST!!!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:51, archived)
# oooooooooooh
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:52, archived)
# i've got a horrible feeling
it'll be Shipman day today....
i'm glad i'll be out for most of it.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:53, archived)
# Oh no
I was in Wakefield last night on a bit of a pub crawl, and I can't remember a thing.

Do you think....surely not...?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:55, archived)
# i hope
not
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:56, archived)
# hang on i'll just check the CCTV
yep it was you! i'd go to the police now, if i were you :o)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:56, archived)
# Hello officer...
...there's been a bit of an accident, a misunderstanding......
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# Special offer - one day only
Shop Shipman and get a one-way ticket to Hell absolutely free!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:01, archived)
# awwww but i never did a pic of him
*runs off to bbc.co.uk*

edit: they don't seem to know about it yet
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:54, archived)
# It's on the breaking news ticker thingy at the top.
And the sport headlines mention somthing about China's dong which is amusing.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:57, archived)
# i should'nt laugh
but i can't help myself.

(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# ooohhhh tis true
he doesn't seem like the sort to hang himself... ,y guess is someone gave him a hand
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# he was probably loosening a light bulb with his belt
when a kindly warden kicked the chair from under him
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:02, archived)
# I doubt
he seemed the sort that would murder countless old ladies either.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:03, archived)
# good point
but somehow i'd have seen him more as the sort to refuse to admit he was guilty
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:05, archived)
# Oh
I have so got to shop that somehow today
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# we await your 'related articles'
in anticipation :)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:01, archived)
# You may also note
that on the same page as "Dong" being signed, "Butt" wants to leave. Someone at the Beeb is doing my work for me.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:08, archived)
# Dman, I can't go that far
Damn you Websense, damn you to hell.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:13, archived)
# Yay
Here's one from last night

Mornin all
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 8:54, archived)
# have one from almost a year ago then


'ning
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:01, archived)
# It's strange...
whenever I hear breaking news on the telly, the first place I look is here - instead of a news site.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:04, archived)
# When
will you ever learn?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:07, archived)
# b3ta news
is a lot more entertaining and still manages to get the facts across - the wrong facts mind, but facts none the less.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 9:08, archived)