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# NONONO bmp of doom
read these:

jelly.b3ta.com/features/faq/
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:28, archived)
# actually, that even took an age to load for me
way too huge. (picture, not the cock)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:30, archived)
# i'm sorry?
where'd the cock come from

edit: oh right i've still not seen the image... turned images off as soon as i noticed an 800Kb bmp
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:31, archived)
# it's obscured
for hummus' sake, behind a bonio

I think the board may have just been taken over by a German porn site, but nobody told us...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)
# From an egg
of course!
(Whoopie the slug, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)
# that bitch is even bigger than my
minute long stop motion tour of my house.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)
# Your proflie I soo American
'Blows ass' hehe
(Cockfosters!, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# IM SORRY!
Its my first time....!!

(Not the first time that has been uttered)
(inablender, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# quite alright
but BMP files are enormous and those of us without broadband can't d/l them easily

also it's best to stay away from sexually provoctative images as many people view the board at work
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)
# you show remorse
this is excellent. Just follow the nicer advice you get and you'll have a lifetime of fun and kittens here. :)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)