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( Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)

i would
i'd just close my eyes and think of england
( the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)

What if
you missed and stuck it in her belly?
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)

i
never miss
( the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)

...!
how many kids has your partner had??

/edit
or you're hung like a small earwig
( Duncan Disorderly, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)

Wife, surely?
Unless womb-implants have crept up without my noticing.
(-T, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)

eh?
does England "do it" for you then?
( piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 15:03, archived)

how about
'She's a bit rottten'?
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)

or
'Nah its fine, a pulse is optional for me anyway'
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)

reminds
me of the girl I kissed this weekend. except for the open wounds...
(radja, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)

orangey/pink
nail varnish?
( Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)

nah,
but the skin colour is pretty close..
(radja, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:34, archived)

It wasn't me
was it?

*panics*
*phones friends to ask*
( useful_idiot, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)

unless
you were in a seedy bar in the netherlands...nope..
(radja, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:39, archived)

ooh
that be well good.
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:34, archived)

Ooh, that's rather good
W/Y/H
( Goatpod, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)

thats good
woo!
( Sixola, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)

is she a slaaaaaaaaaaave....
to her zombie masters?
(ProudClod, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)

good stuff

( Milkman Dan, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:41, archived)

i still would

(gimpy86, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 15:03, archived)