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(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)
# i would
i'd just close my eyes and think of england
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# What if
you missed and stuck it in her belly?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# i
never miss
(I helped save b3ta! the nugga says please and thank you, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# ...!
how many kids has your partner had??

/edit
or you're hung like a small earwig
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Wife, surely?
Unless womb-implants have crept up without my noticing.
(testingtestingtesting, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)
# eh?
does England "do it" for you then?
(I helped save b3ta! piss j bungle Board sick, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 15:03, archived)
# how about
'She's a bit rottten'?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# or
'Nah its fine, a pulse is optional for me anyway'
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# reminds
me of the girl I kissed this weekend. except for the open wounds...
(radja, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# orangey/pink
nail varnish?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)
# nah,
but the skin colour is pretty close..
(radja, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:34, archived)
# It wasn't me
was it?

*panics*
*phones friends to ask*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)
# unless
you were in a seedy bar in the netherlands...nope..
(radja, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:39, archived)
# ooh
that be well good.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Ooh, that's rather good
W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)
# thats good
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:37, archived)
# is she a slaaaaaaaaaaave....
to her zombie masters?
(ProudClod, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:40, archived)
# good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 14:41, archived)
# i still would
(generalname, Mon 16 Feb 2004, 15:03, archived)