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# ugly

CFB
(THE EVIL EXCLAMATION MARK OF DOOM!, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:12, archived)
# now...
I'm scared to go to bed
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:13, archived)
# FUCK ME
KILL IT QUICK
before it takes over the world

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:14, archived)
# he doesn't look evil to me.
looks more like the nagging junkie type:
"aw man, then I went over to dave's to get my money and he didn't have it man, and if I don't pay the rent by tomorrow I'm out on my arse and you know I'd never ask you for anything ever, I wouldn't want to jeopardize our friendship...er... d..dan. dave! no wait, I mean john of course john just a joke so anyway john, if you could just..."

anyway, he's very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:34, archived)
# that is soo true he does have that look about him
lend me a tenner???
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:37, archived)
#
Tend me a lemur?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 23:52, archived)
# ok, lemour eyes are far scarier than my crystal ball ones will ever be
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:14, archived)
# *falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:15, archived)
# definately need new chair
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:16, archived)
# I'm borrowing SirSandGoblin's.
Edit: oh ok, I said that so as not to steal somebody else's line - even if I like it a lot
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:17, archived)
# pah
you with your in-jokes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:18, archived)
# i agree
pah!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:18, archived)
# im a noobie
so that went straight over my head but im sure there is a story there somwhere
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:18, archived)
# It's not one really.
He's my mate and I just haven't seen him on here recently.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:20, archived)
# does he work in a dodgy
furniture shop then?
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:22, archived)
# Naah. He generally says that when there's something shocking posted or said.
Or saucy.

I just like the line. I would have said "falls off SirSandGoblin's chair" but nobody would have a clue what I was banging on about.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:24, archived)
# ive seen his name before and associate it with good
shopping is he well established?
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:25, archived)
# good shopping?!
more like awesome mashery!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:27, archived)
# like i said im new around these parts
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:28, archived)
# SSG
is the master of masterful mashery
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:28, archived)
# a master of masterful mashery
there are serveral

sunshine elephant springs to mind
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Ooh. He's the bestest.
I miss him.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:38, archived)
# it's me
(THE EVIL EXCLAMATION MARK OF DOOM!, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:45, archived)
# Yay for Secret Usernames!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 2:00, archived)
# He's a paintmasher of aliens, really. Aliens that want hugs.
And very chortlesome with his text posts.

Plus he's a thoroughly lovely chap, in the flesh*.



*said in the nicest way possible
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:28, archived)
# have you seen him naked then??
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:30, archived)
# No.
but there's time. :oP
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:36, archived)
# ooooooooooooooo
saucy
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:38, archived)
# i would have
but i probably spend too much time on here
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:26, archived)
# ditto
for similar reasons
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:27, archived)
# *hides behind rice bowl*
shame Evil Lu isn't here that'd go down well...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:17, archived)
# i pissed her off big time lastnight!
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:19, archived)
# yes... but you've learned now i take it?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:22, archived)
# oh yes
ive also learned not to badly mash sportsmen in the hope of playing silly games.

how old are you by the way, at first i thought you were young but after using your tutorials i imagine your not too young

(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:23, archived)
# 19
so pretty young
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:25, archived)
# i take my hat off to you young sir
although im not much older, just 10 years
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:26, archived)
# haha how did you piss of evil Lu i'm 18
just trying to squeeze myself into the conversation sorry
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:27, archived)
# i used her image in her profile
and wrote " i would " along the bottom, she is very fit and i meant it as a compliment!!
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:29, archived)
# don't ask
they made a mistake, it's forgotten about... if you wish to squeeze into a conversation, i suggest talking about parrots in a new thread. It will interest me and many other types who dream of a life on the high seas
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:29, archived)
# agh
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:22, archived)
# hahahaaa
that's so great I can't even cope
(Nacho, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:26, archived)
# sphynxeseses!
or just one really. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:28, archived)
# that's fab...
hairless cats rock :)

and i'm away to bed... night night all :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:30, archived)
# night night you purveyor of clothed animals
and other meddlesome magic!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:34, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
fucking kill it now!

Allah ackbar!!!!


it looks like a bolluck-o-saur!
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 4:22, archived)
# i wetted myself
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 1:32, archived)
# the force is strong in this one...
(yakmonkey, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 5:21, archived)
# Awwwwww!
He's sooooo cute - can I take him home with me - puleeeeeeeeeze! I'll call him Philip I think...
(damndirtyape, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 13:21, archived)
# My
preciousssss....
(mentalageofseven, Sat 28 Feb 2004, 23:26, archived)
#
fat stupid hobitses, stealing my precioussss.
(Autoclave, Sun 29 Feb 2004, 0:13, archived)