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# Concerns are growing over the new Chinese F1 circuit

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(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)
# ahahaha!
give me a car!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:48, archived)
# It'll definately*
liven things up a bit, the faster cars will make it round, but i worry
about the minardi drivers




*doesnt look as though it is spelt properly, but i really cant be bothered spell
checking it. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)
# i don't care about spelling
I WANT DESTRUCTION!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)
# So do i
i dont want drivers to die, but the crashes are spectacular
and if a certain german were to break his legs again, well
that would just be a shame wouldnt it.......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:55, archived)
# that reminds me of carmageddon
ah, i love those games
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Yeeehaaaa!
I love that!
(Indole Ring, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)
# hahahah!
excellent!


you know an F1 car could stay stuck to the track if it were going really fast, and the track just happened to be flipped upside-down

/semi-geeky
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Not geeky enough
I want an estimated speed required. Assume the car mass is at a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)
# put
it this way, the minardi's of this world wouldnt make it
*fact*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# /looks up
Did a member of the Minardi team touch you in a private place when you were younger?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)
# no
there just really slow, and i think technically
lack the power to do a loop the loop on any track.
if the tv money was split equally they would stand a better chance
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:57, archived)
# do the tv companies pay them to go slow
so the cameras can keep up?
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 11:04, archived)
# they
do indeed.
but the winning team at the end of the season
get more money than the team in last place etc........
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 11:31, archived)
# I was told 100 mph when I went to the GP.
- that is the rear spoiler (which actually does something rather than a chav badge of (dis)honor) can create enought downward force to keep a mini on the ceiling.

1. F1s weigh less than minis.
2. The force is only over the back wheels. You would need to move the spoiler into the middle - over the centre of gravity for it to actually be 'pinned' to the ceiling.
3. The force they can create is variable. You want more downforce for slower bendy tracks and less for faster ones. Sometimes you can also see someone ripping a strip off them in the pits.
4. Are you mental? Would YOU get in a car on the ceiling?
5. Woo the pic. It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 15:34, archived)
# They create enough down force
to travel up side down on the celing of a tunnel at just 60mph.

or so I have been told.

I think you'd have to be going a bit faster than that.
(DeviousMiscreant, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)
# What about
if it had unladen swallows tethered to it?

Or buttered toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:54, archived)
# african
or european?
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:55, archived)
# African.
Both holding a coconut.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:56, archived)
# ...
Between them on a line? Or gripping it by the husk....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:58, archived)
# by the husk
beneath the dorsel guiding feathers.





enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 11:12, archived)
# well
it would certainly make pit stops exciting
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Woo!
That is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Tremendous work.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:50, archived)
# YOU LOON!
Tremendous, I like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:51, archived)
# How on earth did you make that?
It looks fantastic
(Woo Elephant Yeah, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# scalextric by the look of it
do they still make scalextric?

also, WOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:53, archived)
# that would make for a much more exciting sport
remove the steering wheel and gears from the cars and replace them by a slot in the road and a crude hand-held device operated by one of the crew in the pits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:59, archived)
# It'd still be more exciting
than watching Schumacher win yet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# oooh
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:52, archived)
# And the Oscar...
...for Best Comp, goes to the hYpE. Wooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 10:57, archived)