i had lots
but then i put loads of punctuatuion marks in my username made into a story and well... my id ate itself.
( Mortal VampireBat - cloudy with a chance of fuckoff, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:51, archived)

Nasty.
I fell foul of an apostrophe once and the mods had to fix mine.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 11:53, archived)