lovely.did you know that Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change their name to KFC 'coz they don't use chicken but rather a genetically altered creature called a centichicken (a chicken centipede hybrid with 100 legs, 50 breasts and no head)?
's true.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:22,
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's true.
S'not.They have started advertising as "Kitchen Fresh Chicken", lately.
/edit: www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.htm
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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:24,
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hmmmmi'm sure i heard that as an urban myth.... don't know how true that is... but it's still a beautiful image (in the name of consumerism)....
sick...
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:24,
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sick...
i think the urban myth was chicken / turkey hybridbut what fun is that?
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:27,
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I wish I met a woman like that.The real reason is:
They didn't like the word "fried", so there.
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:26,
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They didn't like the word "fried", so there.
50 breastsand no head?
to me, that sounds like being married to 25 women... the only oral sex, of course, would be when they'd pass me in the hall and scream "F*CK YOU!"
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Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:48,
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to me, that sounds like being married to 25 women... the only oral sex, of course, would be when they'd pass me in the hall and scream "F*CK YOU!"
from their arse? Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Fri 12 Mar 2004, 4:53,
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.The centichicken. It's true. It's expensive, though, cuz they are a bastard to catch.
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