bit angry this morning - not sure why
Ways to get rich quick


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( dakster, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)

iPod pictures
That's what I'm blaming my mood on.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)

Is that bandwagon still rolling?
woo, btw
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)

No thank deity

( Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)

Hopefully dead
Didn't think my comment was woo-worthy, but each to their own





;)
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)

Hehe!
It was a courtesy woo ;)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)

My second favourite kind
just after the "pity woo".
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)

did you manage to get the dog
into that dress dearie?
( Dill, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)

^ ^ ^ ^ see i sod
above
(Beware The Big Scary Badgers, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)

Yep, you'd be amazed at just how quickly
you can get rich using that method.
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)

82.4% of the world's millionaires
beg on the streets just to piss you off
( Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)

81.4%
hit & run outside mt pleasant
(rigby came before the chicken and the egg on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)

its like that guy
who made more money being a proffesional beggar in london than he did in his office job
(Beware The Big Scary Badgers, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)

you don't spell "urban legend"
with a g, u or y
( Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)

Indeed, if you do it in the right place
you can make a mint.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)

and sometimes
they haven't even been previously sucked

(is it lunch hour at the daily mail offices?)
( Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)

I should image it's lunch hour
in a number of places.
Including the Office of UnFluff.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)

We had a gurgling baby
in our offices earlier
so fluff quotient is still relatively high
( Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)

baby fluff?
best kind.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)

Yay new icons
Woo btw!
( Farmfoodsman, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)

angry or hungry

(rigby came before the chicken and the egg on, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)

Hungry?
Cup Noodle!


Nissin!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)

seedy sanchez flavour?

( dakster, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)

A guy came up to me in Carnaby Street the other day
proferring his cup and asking for a bit of change.
I duly gave up the coins of my pocket into his cup, and he looked into the cup, which I only then noticed to still be half-full of coffee.
( friendlyfire, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)

Did you demand your money back
on the grounds of incorrect usage of a begging cup?
( Samsonite, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)

and why do they hang around
under cashpoints? Like you're gonna go withdraw £30, see them and think, "nah, make it £40. Here you go, have this tenner on me." That's either very optimistic, or just plain cocky.

/rant
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)

Captive audience
It's a place where prople stand in the same place for prolonged periods.
( friendlyfire, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)