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( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)

most pleasant...
woo!
(professor honky straight fonky, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)

Oh yes!
That's the good stuff.

w/y/h
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)

Ooh

( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)

A throbbing woo
how appropriate :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)

Hehe
and it's purple
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)

wankrags
brilliant

fuck photoshop.

make them.

they would sell as a novelty item.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)

yuk
my ex had one of those. an old blue tshirt - well it started off blue to begin with but after a few years i can assure you it was no longer
(hotlcp, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)

Stiff but not starched?

( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)

sell them on b3ta
and you've got a deal.

;o)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)

well - we do have a proper shop now
if you could manufacture, it's not actually out of the question
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)

hahahaha
this is a quality place sometimes...
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)

how easy is it
to get ink to stay on tissues?

i suspect you would end up with a rather smudgy cock.

edit: on second thoughts, you get those kitchen roll things with pictures..
( jeffcapeshop, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)

just sell it as a feature

( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)

of course
which is why every time I wipe my arse I end up with little flowers around my freckle.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)

hahahahaha
Manic?
Yes.
Have you been rubbing your arse against the wall again?

!
( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)

Other novelty toilet rolls
lie "Word a Wipe" rolls seem to cope.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)

what a good
idea
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)

Jean E Errs
have a woo yay
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)

If I were you
I'd patent that, quick like.
(Pedro-a-Go-Go, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)

Are they man-size? Or pocket size?
Patent-me-do
(geetoo, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)

Wow!
You have invented the wankerchief!
( Micro Prawnvica, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)

Or a tossue
?
(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)

Tossues!
I love that! You just scored a 2% cut.

:o)
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)

If we're product naming
might I suggest Kleenexxx?

/relurks.
(Dr Whom, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)

Kleenex
Ultra-palm?
( Micro Prawnvica, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)

Tummy wipes!

(Baa Lamb - I'm NOT Baa!!, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)

That's my favourite Getty source pic
Woo!
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)

hahaha!
:)
( eclectech, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)

Fanstasmic.
Patent it NOW

Or inside a year you'll see them being sold by someone else. FACT.
(Daveybaby, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 14:45, archived)

Fantastic

( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 22:20, archived)