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Poor littleOompa Vorderman just never quite fitted in
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(, Sun 1 Sep 2002, 19:35, archived)
I've just finishedgetting Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory off Kazaa... I already have a copy, so it's not piracy... I'm going to watch that now "Oompah-Loompah... Doopedy-Doo, I'll have a vowel and a consonant too..."
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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Sun 1 Sep 2002, 19:43,
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Fuck it -I taped it off the telly :o)
Grampa Joe? Lazy, malingfering fuck.
Charlie's Mother? Fucking Liar.
Willie? Dealer.
Sweet shop guy? Another dealer.
(Grampa Joe? Lazy, malingfering fuck.
Charlie's Mother? Fucking Liar.
Willie? Dealer.
Sweet shop guy? Another dealer.
helmetcream,
Sun 1 Sep 2002, 19:52,
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sweet shop guy...dealer and/or kiddy fiddler, no-one has hair that greasy and isn't diddling someone...
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Sun 1 Sep 2002, 19:56,
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Well, the kids pullsheets of blotters off the wall at one point. Perhaps he's getting them fucked then getting them fucked.
( helmetcream,
Sun 1 Sep 2002, 19:58,
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I've just watched that bit on the other monitor...It's very disturbing... And the speed at which they nick the lollipops too. I think the amphetemine did that, you know... The greasy sweet-shop owning bastard...
( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt,
Sun 1 Sep 2002, 20:01,
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It's allpure evil.
Vorderman is nothing more than a tool of the devil, sent straight from the pits of hell to spread the evils of numeracy and literacy to the population of this fine country. And as for oompa loompas... look at them! The devils minions! You want proof? They're orange. What colour's like orange? That's right, red! And what colour is the devil? Need I say more.
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Sun 1 Sep 2002, 19:54,
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Vorderman is nothing more than a tool of the devil, sent straight from the pits of hell to spread the evils of numeracy and literacy to the population of this fine country. And as for oompa loompas... look at them! The devils minions! You want proof? They're orange. What colour's like orange? That's right, red! And what colour is the devil? Need I say more.