Wouldn't it be funnyif the 'Van' part of his name actually meant 'In A?'
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Sat 10 Apr 2004, 13:09,
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Unless heactually has a habit of dangling his john-thomas in dutch flood defences, of course.
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DogHorse plop,
Sat 10 Apr 2004, 13:26,
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