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# that's what you bloody think...

;)

welcome to b3ta. If you try to leave, we release the hounds
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 20:56, archived)
# 'reet monsieur le farm!
how are you getting along these days?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 20:57, archived)
# sick
of chocolate
and nearly one bleedin' year older

here's a pig, though
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)
# he looks happy as
a pig in ... oh ... hang on
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# *oink* top piggage
i saw that your birfday was approaching on the pub scheduler... if you weren't so damned southern i'd pop along to your pishup

i've been good, i've only eaten a little bit of chocolate although it's mighty tempting looking
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# today I found
sugar-free belgian chocolates
in a tea shop in suffolk
huzzay!

... should I be admitting to being in a suffolk tea shop? ... a fuggit ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)
# I'm not that southern
it's you, you're way too northern
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)
# this may be true
there's only about ten miles to go before i'd be *shudder* scottish
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# I'm going to Derby this July
we could meet in the middle. Rest assured, you won't escape me forever. Oh no. MWAH-HA-HA!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:11, archived)
# eeeek!
*dons tinfoil hat and attempts to hide under the bed*

*remembers that you can't get under his bed*


*leaves*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)
# release the hounds?
i think not. we'll just set you loose...
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 20:58, archived)
# oh comenow
surely we're not that cruel?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)
# i'd like to think not,
but in reality you know our hearts are indeed black enough to warrant setting free this dangerous beast
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)
# bollocks...
I just released the hounds. Was this wrong, then?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooo
and i've only just got here too... (sob)
(hyp3r, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)
# I would run if I were you
the hounds are very large, and rampantly homosexual
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:06, archived)
# they're no hounds,
that's SSG and berk
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)
# RUN!

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)
# towards, or away?
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# your choice

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:12, archived)
# ... looks a little worried O_o
and decides he should take the advice from the board......
(hyp3r, Sun 11 Apr 2004, 21:13, archived)