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[challenge entry] Mary-Kate and Ashley Film (Bow to my MSPaint skills :p)

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(I helped save b3ta! bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:23, archived)
# If they're 16
they're already legal. Sluts.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Not everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Indeed. But why would you be anywhere else?
America: Olsen twins not legal for 2 years.
UK: Olsen twins legal now.
Switzerland: Olsen twins legal 4 years ago.

You do the math (as Americans are, I have been led to believe, wont to say).
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# the swiss age of consent is 12?
omg... that's sick..
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# What else is there to do in Switzerland?
Eat chocolate and make cuckoo clocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# This is a vague memory,
but I think it's still statutory rape if there's more than a 2 year age-gap between partners -- ie, you're not prosecuting 16 year-old-boys for knocking 14-year-old girls, but it's a different story if they're nobbed by their maths teacher.

Quite sensible really.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Interesting

tis quite sensible, stops all the peado's going over and ruining the knife industry with their inferior craftmanship
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# You say sick, I say superb
Isn't it 13 or something in Utah as well? Mormons or something...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Yeah different rules for mormons.
They can have as many wives as they want or summat like that. So legal sex with 13 year olds for them wouldn't suprise me at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# they're 18 on june 13th 2004
not that i've been counting the days...
(professor honky straight fonky, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# They're nearly 18!!!!
Still not interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# They're 2 days younger than me
get in. If only I could meet them! Wouldn't say no to both.
(Vega31, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Right
That's it, I'm off to switzerland RIGHT NOW.

Yay to the land of vertical scenery and really-young-age-of-consent sex
(Dangermouse., Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Only if you're within N years of their age (where N = 2 or 3 IIRC).
It's a sensible law (ie, we won't criminalise children for experimenting with their sexuality but we will target paedophiles).
Oh, and we give people sex education from an early enough age to let them make informed decisions. I think they also have the lowest incidents of teenage pregnancy in any european country.

(although I thought it was Sweden, rather than Switzerland myself).



(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# I'm not a paedo*
I just like them young.

*Honest, I'm not!!!
(Dangermouse., Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Wasn't there a website with a Charlotte Church
16th birthday countdown?

I seem to remember the Daily Mail was appalled (and illustrated its appalledness with a picture of her cleavage).
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# i think
that was in the same edition where they were calling out for channel 4 to be banned after the brasseye pedo special

BURN DAILY MAIL!!! BURN!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# The Daily Star was funnier


Same with their stance on Coronation St's "sick sex scene" as their owner starts a new gay porn channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# What kind of a headline is that?
It's just a bunch of random words!
(Harry, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# A fellow Eye reader?
(Vega31, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# there's a similar site for the olsens too...
(professor honky straight fonky, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# you almost have to admire
the shameless hypocrisy of that hate-rag
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Flicking through a discarded one on a train the other week
Found the perfect Mail headline in it -

"HOUSEWORK PREVENTS CANCER"

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# They're legal in england now

twins...*drool*

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# They would have been legal in japan for 2 years now , if they are 16.
And legal in Holland for 4 years i believe. Yuck! This thread is getting a bit you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# canada is 14 as well i think

(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Ooooo Yes Please
one at a time or both together.

mmmmm, under 16s *fwap**fwap**fwap**fwap*
(Dangermouse., Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# ewwwww
over-the-hill

'phone the kindergarten and ask for some fresh ones

(pretty seamless for paint)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:29, archived)
# thanks
Thanks for the comments - as for kindergarten, i am sure they are being stalked as we speak...
(I helped save b3ta! bloojam Is back(ish) in bl3ck, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# I never got this with Charlotte Church
and don't get it with these girls - THEY ARE NOT PARTICULARY ATTRACTIVE, THEY ARE JUST FAMOUS TEEN GIRLS AND ANYONE WHO FOLLOWS THESE COUNTDOWNS ARE SAD, PATHETIC LOSERS WHO HAVE GENETIC SIMILARITIES TO CRABS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:31, archived)
# that is scientific fact!
there is no actual proof, but it is still scientific fact

/brasseye
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# charlotte church is fit
i'll have you know!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Charlotte Church
is only a couple of million pounds away from being a glued-up single mother on a Welsh council estate.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# She could still become one you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# I follow countdown.
I hate the anagrams though - so damn hard.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# Each to their own
If we all fancied the same people, then life would be a dull.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)
# quite
but these people are really twisted examples of the media trying to impose their idea of who we should fancy. Youth = beauty. It's nasty paedo-lite body fascism of the ugliest kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# And on the other hand most of the famous women i like aren't around anymore.
Ingrid Bergman, Greta Garbo, Claudette Colbert, Jean Harlow. Hubba Hubba :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Abso-cunting-lutely
deeply deeply disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:35, archived)
# Dr.s and Rev.s agreeing.
A first for everything I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# Wha...?
Doc, are you and I sworn nemisis's'ses or something? And if so, tell me in future.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# I think/hope
it's referring to the church vs. science
rather than a personal vendetta
but we can always sort it out behind the bikesheds at playtime
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:44, archived)
# sponsored
by clerical medical
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:38, archived)
# JEEVES!
PASS ME ANOTHER TWIN, THIS ONES ALMOST FULL!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:39, archived)