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# If they're 16
they're already legal. Sluts.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Not everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# Indeed. But why would you be anywhere else?
America: Olsen twins not legal for 2 years.
UK: Olsen twins legal now.
Switzerland: Olsen twins legal 4 years ago.

You do the math (as Americans are, I have been led to believe, wont to say).
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# the swiss age of consent is 12?
omg... that's sick..
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:34, archived)
# What else is there to do in Switzerland?
Eat chocolate and make cuckoo clocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# This is a vague memory,
but I think it's still statutory rape if there's more than a 2 year age-gap between partners -- ie, you're not prosecuting 16 year-old-boys for knocking 14-year-old girls, but it's a different story if they're nobbed by their maths teacher.

Quite sensible really.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Interesting

tis quite sensible, stops all the peado's going over and ruining the knife industry with their inferior craftmanship
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# You say sick, I say superb
Isn't it 13 or something in Utah as well? Mormons or something...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:40, archived)
# Yeah different rules for mormons.
They can have as many wives as they want or summat like that. So legal sex with 13 year olds for them wouldn't suprise me at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:43, archived)
# they're 18 on june 13th 2004
not that i've been counting the days...
(professor honky straight fonky, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# They're nearly 18!!!!
Still not interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)
# They're 2 days younger than me
get in. If only I could meet them! Wouldn't say no to both.
(Vega31, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
# Right
That's it, I'm off to switzerland RIGHT NOW.

Yay to the land of vertical scenery and really-young-age-of-consent sex
(Dangermouse., Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:37, archived)
# Only if you're within N years of their age (where N = 2 or 3 IIRC).
It's a sensible law (ie, we won't criminalise children for experimenting with their sexuality but we will target paedophiles).
Oh, and we give people sex education from an early enough age to let them make informed decisions. I think they also have the lowest incidents of teenage pregnancy in any european country.

(although I thought it was Sweden, rather than Switzerland myself).



(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:42, archived)
# I'm not a paedo*
I just like them young.

*Honest, I'm not!!!
(Dangermouse., Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:47, archived)
# Wasn't there a website with a Charlotte Church
16th birthday countdown?

I seem to remember the Daily Mail was appalled (and illustrated its appalledness with a picture of her cleavage).
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# i think
that was in the same edition where they were calling out for channel 4 to be banned after the brasseye pedo special

BURN DAILY MAIL!!! BURN!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:30, archived)
# The Daily Star was funnier


Same with their stance on Coronation St's "sick sex scene" as their owner starts a new gay porn channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# What kind of a headline is that?
It's just a bunch of random words!
(Harry, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:49, archived)
# A fellow Eye reader?
(Vega31, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 12:15, archived)
# there's a similar site for the olsens too...
(professor honky straight fonky, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:33, archived)
# you almost have to admire
the shameless hypocrisy of that hate-rag
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:32, archived)
# Flicking through a discarded one on a train the other week
Found the perfect Mail headline in it -

"HOUSEWORK PREVENTS CANCER"

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 13 Apr 2004, 11:36, archived)