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# *AHEM*

(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)
# *sniff*
I'm so proud
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:06, archived)
# summat to do with harmless?
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Mostly
kittens?

Edit: How rude of me - congrats! ()c;
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# summat to do with harmless kittens
and mostly harmless kittens
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# i'm not taking your name bitch
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# now now
let's not fight



cunt
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# *raises hanbag*
*walks back ten paces*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:14, archived)
# /stamps feet
/does 'the look'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# sorry dear
i'll cook tonight shall i?

*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
your cooking? i think takeaway


/inserts
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# i am an excellent cook

its not my fault that everyone at our last dinner party had dodgy hearts!!

*re-digs patio*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:21, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
you're sooo the bitch
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# i am aren't i

butch
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:26, archived)
# not sure i'm overly butch
*flexes muscles*
no, definitely not.....
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:28, archived)
# uh-oh...
trouble already. Have you really thought this through?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
#
Theorising that one could travel within his own lifetime, summat to do with kittens stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his harmless
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:19, archived)
# PPPSSFFTTTT
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# time for your pills, I think,
mostly harmless, Just the good ol' boys, Never meanin' no harm, Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was kittens
(1, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# you can get pills for the dukes of hazard theme tune

bring em on
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:25, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:24, archived)
# ooh!
A wedding!

*buys new hat*

EDIT:fucking gayers...
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
#
bovine will probably nick it for his own "ends".
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:11, archived)
# Good point.
*puts clingfilm over hat*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# use tinfoil its safer
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# I would but
I used the last of my tinfoil to cover our house over the weekend. One can't be too careful these days.
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# i hope you used shiny side out
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Of course.
I'm not stupid you know.

*goes home - turns tinfoil right way out*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)
# we're sooooo happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# ooh
congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:07, archived)
# it'll be a bumgay wedding anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# someone noticed
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Are you
one them gayers then?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)
# technically no
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:15, archived)
# ah
so you've resorted to technicalities now . . .
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:16, archived)
# yup
just to make it all legally complicated and jargony sounding
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:17, archived)
# surely that will mean you will breed harmless kittens
That will be no good for the evil army of fluff which I am assembling to invade Iraq.

However will be good for shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)
# Is George Bush invited?
Congratulations.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)
# congrats
hope your very happy together*

*really
(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 11:13, archived)
# San Francisco, baby, YEAH!
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