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# sorry
*goes into corner to cry*
(Phil Febuggure, Mon 3 May 2004, 2:11, archived)
# You see
alcohol is called a depressant for a reason

'cept when you jumpin' round all over teh place
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 3 May 2004, 2:14, archived)
# The reason you are jumping about all over the place like a loon
is because the alcohol depressed your normal response not to do mad silly things and you suddenly thought it was a great idea, and that you would look great on the dance floor, doing your favourite impression of a baby trying to punch it's way out of a paper bag.*

*spoken from experience

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 3 May 2004, 2:19, archived)
# speaking from experience
re-enacting 'Jackass' is an excellant idea at the time, but when your mate starts bleeding from the ear it is generally a time to sober up
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 3 May 2004, 2:23, archived)