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[challenge entry] It's time for The Kenny Loggins Kiddy Hour!

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(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:47, archived)
# better than the Kenny Rogers kiddies hour
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:48, archived)
#
Yikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:57, archived)
# kenny rogers does actually own a chain of southern fried chicken restuarants
called kenny rogers chickens*



*may or may not be true, depending on whether you believe my drug addled brain
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:01, archived)
# I want to believe
it and therefore It must be true? MAybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:06, archived)
# It's true
Twas on the Frank Skinner show.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:02, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:03, archived)
# that's deeply deeply unnerving
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:49, archived)
# kennys
paedo hour.

very WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:49, archived)
# i do like cheese
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:53, archived)
# I like cheese as well

just wanna make myself clear on that point
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:55, archived)
# We know
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:57, archived)
# just checking dear

i'd hate for you to get the wrong idea.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:58, archived)
# that looks strangely like a friend of mine
never noticed just how unnerving he actually looks
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Yay! I wanna watch!!!


Big FANTASTIC 'ning to one and all!

guess who got their oats last night!! ^_^
(sbeck, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:51, archived)
# git



'ning
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:52, archived)
# your horse?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:53, archived)
# good
answer
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Man has sex shock!

I guess it's hard for me to remember the barren times, living with someone for 6 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:54, archived)
# i have barren times to look forward to
i'm getting married in october.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:57, archived)
# *shudders*
It'll all end in tears!!
(sbeck, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:58, archived)
# congrats/condolences*
I assume the wedding album will be posted on here?

(* delete as applicable)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:59, archived)
# it will be the competition for a week
tattyshop my wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:00, archived)
# *opens munter and manbear pictures in anticipation*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:06, archived)
# Good for you.
Marrying another norse deity?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Aye
such is the life of a god.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Huzzah
to conjugal deities!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:02, archived)
# June
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:02, archived)
# as in terry and june?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:05, archived)
# The barren times are a self-inflicted myth
if people want sex they just need to go out and have sex

(disclaimer: I haven't really been single since the mid 1980s and I'm fucking irresistible)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:58, archived)
# ?
fraid they are
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:59, archived)
# go and have sex
/god

(or "/claire rayner" or "/mystic meg" if you prefer)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:04, archived)
# so let me get this straight
i go up to a girl and say, lets have sex cos Dr Shambolic said we could?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:06, archived)
# sounds like a plan to me.
you may want to spike her drink first of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:07, archived)
# ahhh b3ta
one of the only places were date rape is acceptable humour.... i likes it

the humour, not date rape
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:09, archived)
# pretty much
although you may have to ask more than one
and I'm not sure dropping my username will cut much ice

assuming you aren't afraid of a bit of rejection and humiliation and the occassional slap then playing the numbers is almost a dead cert for nookie acquisition
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:08, archived)
# hmmm
self confidence meter reads nearly empty, as does self esteem, so probably be giving that one a miss

you are no doubt correct tho
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:10, archived)
# i lived with someone for 2 years
and i certainly remember the barren times

damn the with holding sex to get what they want trick
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:00, archived)
# i have found i have always managed to outlast them on that
haha victory is mine!

/stuey
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:02, archived)
# damn you
and your oestrogenical treachery
also stewie

(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:03, archived)
# I *heart* stuey
(but not in that way ... well ... *cough*)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:05, archived)
# I've got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll lend you the keys if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:59, archived)
# shouperb
(as if the new andy pandy wasn't disturbing enough already)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Why on
earth does that picture remind me of zog.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:54, archived)
# oooh fantastic
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:54, archived)