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# The barren times are a self-inflicted myth
if people want sex they just need to go out and have sex

(disclaimer: I haven't really been single since the mid 1980s and I'm fucking irresistible)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:58, archived)
# ?
fraid they are
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 6 May 2004, 9:59, archived)
# go and have sex
/god

(or "/claire rayner" or "/mystic meg" if you prefer)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:04, archived)
# so let me get this straight
i go up to a girl and say, lets have sex cos Dr Shambolic said we could?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:06, archived)
# sounds like a plan to me.
you may want to spike her drink first of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:07, archived)
# ahhh b3ta
one of the only places were date rape is acceptable humour.... i likes it

the humour, not date rape
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:09, archived)
# pretty much
although you may have to ask more than one
and I'm not sure dropping my username will cut much ice

assuming you aren't afraid of a bit of rejection and humiliation and the occassional slap then playing the numbers is almost a dead cert for nookie acquisition
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:08, archived)
# hmmm
self confidence meter reads nearly empty, as does self esteem, so probably be giving that one a miss

you are no doubt correct tho
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 6 May 2004, 10:10, archived)