You are a lucky, lucky person.
I would assume you arent British otherwise The Chuckle Brothers (Paul and Barry) would have marred your childhood as well with their abnoxious cries of "To me, to you".
( Nimble Colin pigs and goats alike care nothing for the opera, Mon 17 May 2004, 4:20, archived)

To you

( Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Mon 17 May 2004, 4:22, archived)

The horror... the horror...
www.thechucklebrothers.co.uk/
( Fat Marrow, Mon 17 May 2004, 4:24, archived)

To me

( Black Moon met Ulrich Schnauss last week, Mon 17 May 2004, 4:31, archived)

You are correct
and I am grateful for my lucky escape.
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 May 2004, 4:29, archived)